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Watching Full Metal Jacket.

Again.

I could never count how many times I’ve seen this.

I sing along to every song. And am always excited to see Animal Mother.

Fuck yes, man.

Just said

“I’m going to tear her a new asshole.”

Proof that I’ve seen Full Metal Jacket way too many times.

And that I’m a total bitch.

Here you are all equally worthless.

It’s a lovely place.

I seriously love Animal Mother from Full Metal Jacket.

Frankly, he’s hot, but more importantly he’s a total badass and I love it.